disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

blckppl:

i can’t fucking breathe 

if you like laughing watch this holy fuck

sonnetstockmar:

I’m gonna sound like a cranky old person but it really bugs me when younger folks don’t respect their elders

I think that respect is something you should give everyone until they’ve given you a reason not to respect them and even then it’s important to be civil and courteous and not an asshole

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

i never realized how much killing actually turns me on before i started hannibal

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

murkurlur:

augustuswtrs:

artistic-therapist:

augustuswtrs:

people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’

you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’

vadidgeridoos